mistakes i've made before. (this is just for fun)

i'm working on a pretty long blog post in my drafts about this one big mistake i've made before so right now i'm just going to make a list of other mistakes i've made because it's fun (and funny) lol. :)

1. i thought that frenzy* condoms were candy. so i asked my father when there was an FX with a picture of frenzy condoms, "pa, can i have one?" he said, "huh??? no!!!"

2. i seriously believed that santa claus wasn't my father. (there's still a feeling in me that he's real lol)

.....until my classmate in grade 2 said "wth??? santa claus is just your father!!!)

3. i didn't go out with anybody for prom.

4. but i don't regret that either, because y'know, PURITY (hits you on the head with a Bible)

5. i actually hit my brother on the head with a Bible. to exorcise him because he didn't want to say Our Father. 

6. but i don't regret that either.

7. being nice to people i shouldn't have been nice to.

8. not eating enough. (bulimia)

9. saying that bullies will always get their way and the people who got bullied will never get r e d e e m e d.

10. taking a course in college just for the money. yeah.

*do all things with love.*

PEACE OUT